Cruise ships are petri dishes with overpriced spas. The thousands of hand sanitizer stations you’ll find posted around the ship may mitigate the spread of some weakling strain of influenza, but they’re no match for a jacked norovirus that’s on the hunt for a vacation to wreck.
One way to induce havoc in Bruise Cruise is to sail right up to a competitor's ship and initiate a massive rumble between your passengers. It’s a relatively rare event in the game, and the rumble itself is just a diversion to raid the competitor’s stock of weapons.
The past few weeks have been very productive here at Bruise Cruise HQ, which is located in a shack behind any Long John Silver's.
The holidays are over and it means a reprieve from the shopping frenzy and a time to relish in the gifts you received. What? You didn’t get everything you wanted? Or anything at all? Allow us to help you out.