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The year is 2042. Due to The Unfathomable Events of 2037, madness reigns across the cruise industry. The four remaining cruise lines now pursue market share through warfare. As a result, cruises are more popular than ever, because everyone is nuts (also due to The Unfathomable Events of 2037).

The "cruise" part: as the Admiral (formerly CEO) of a cruise line, you must send out your fleet of ships to navigate the treacherous waters of the Caribbean, dock at various tourist traps, and return to your home port. The "bruise" part: rival cruise lines are out to destroy your fleet via missiles, torpedoes, and maniacal passengers that love to brawl. The Admiral who finds the best balance between cruising and bruising will win.

Full speed ahead!

• 2-4 players, 30-60 minutes, ages 14 and up
• Combines multiple game mechanics in a novel way
• The more you play, the deeper your strategies become
• Educational: you'll learn weird facts about Caribbean ports and countries
• You've never played a game like this

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Looking to add a little flair to your room or office? Look no further - this canvas print has a vivid, fade-resistant print that you're bound to fall in love with. Product eligible for free shipping.

• Fade-resistant
• 20.5 mil thick poly-cotton blend canvas
• Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
• Matte finish coating

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St. John is San Juan's British doppelgänger. Women's Tri-Blend Tee | Bella + Canvas 8413. A super-soft form-fitting t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than the classic t-shirt. 

• 50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon
• 40 singles thread weight
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves
• Form fitting

Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island, but we've seen how it looks at Puerto Rico. Women's Tri-Blend Tee | Bella + Canvas 8413. A super-soft form-fitting t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than the classic t-shirt. 

• 50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon
• 40 singles thread weight
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves
• Form fitting

Women an tout the true fact that "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" with this super soft T. Women's Tri-Blend Tee | Bella + Canvas 8413. A super-soft form-fitting t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than the classic t-shirt. 

• 50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon
• 40 singles thread weight
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves
• Form fitting

The noun "Havana" is a type of cigar. You can brag about it on this women's tri-blend tee (Bella + Canvas 8413). A super-soft form-fitting t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than the classic t-shirt. 

• 50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon
• 40 singles thread weight
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves
• Form fitting

It's a true fact (or we wouldn't say so) that 62% of the furniture in New Orleans is made of skulls.

Women's Tri-Blend Tee | Bella + Canvas 8413. A super-soft form-fitting t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than the classic t-shirt. 

• 50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon
• 40 singles thread weight
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves
• Form fitting

Order 10 of these shirts for your Bruise Cruise-themed softball team. Why? Why not! This ¾ sleeve raglan tee is a classic piece made from 100% ring-spun cotton and with a modern color blocking look.

• 4.5 oz., 30/1 fine knit jersey
• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton/10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton/50% polyester
• ¾ sleeves
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Tear away label

The right amount of comfort to lounge around and pretend you're on a Bruise Cruise team. The Bella + Canvas 3001 t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and the unisex cut is flattering for both men and women. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 30 single
• Tear-away label
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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