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Bruise Cruise board canvas
$92.50
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Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
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Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
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Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
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Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
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Fact #8: Made on the moon Women's T-shirt
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Fact #6: New Orleans Women's T-shirt
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Bruise Cruise logo Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt
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Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition
Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition

Bruise Cruise: Limited-run first edition

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First board game to win the Boston Marathon. 2020 Recipient of the Nobel Prize for Board Games. Get your copy of Bruise Cruise before it’s sold in stores. This will be a collector’s item, and that collector is weird. 

Includes:

  • Instruction manual
  • Game board
  • Deck of 100 cards
  • 48 cruise line flags (12 for each cruise line) 
  • 4 home port markers (1 for each cruise line) 
  • 24 ships (6 for each cruise line)
  • 9 anchors
  • 15 torpedoes
  • 18 missiles
  • 24 life preservers (currency)
  • 1 pair of dice 
  • 1 scoreboard
  • 4 score-keeping tokens

  

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Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie

Bruise Cruise white logo Unisex Hoodie

$29.99
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Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30
Bruise Cruise black logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise black logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise black logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise black logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise black logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise black logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise black logo Unisex Hoodie
Bruise Cruise black logo Unisex Hoodie

Bruise Cruise black logo Unisex Hoodie

$29.99
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Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30
Bruise Cruise board canvas
Bruise Cruise board canvas
Bruise Cruise board canvas
Bruise Cruise board canvas
Bruise Cruise board canvas
Bruise Cruise board canvas

Bruise Cruise board canvas

$92.50
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Looking to add a little flair to your room or office? Look no further - this canvas print has a vivid, fade-resistant print that you're bound to fall in love with. Product eligible for free shipping.

• Fade-resistant
• 20.5 mil thick poly-cotton blend canvas
• Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
• Matte finish coating

Size guide

  24×36
Height (inches) 24
Width (inches) 36
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Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt
Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt

Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Women's T-shirt

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A super-soft, form-fitting, breathable t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than a classic t-shirt.

• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 40 singles thread weight
• Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves
• Form fitting

Size guide

  S M L XL
Length (inches) 26 26 ½ 27 ⅛ 27 ¾
Width (inches) 15 ¾ 16 ½ 17 ½ 18 ½
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
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Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt
Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt

Fact #82: Doppelgänger Women's T-shirt

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St. John is San Juan's British doppelgänger. Women's Tri-Blend Tee | Bella + Canvas 8413. A super-soft form-fitting t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than the classic t-shirt. 

  • 50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon
  • 40 singles thread weight
  • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves
  • Form fitting
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt
      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt

      Fact #79: Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island Women's T-shirt

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      Tortola claims to be a Virgin Island, but we've seen how it looks at Puerto Rico. Women's Tri-Blend Tee | Bella + Canvas 8413. A super-soft form-fitting t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than the classic t-shirt. 

      • 50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon
      • 40 singles thread weight
      • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz
      • Pre-shrunk fabric
      • Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves
      • Form fitting
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt
      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt

      Fact #27: "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" Women's T-shirt

      $29.99
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      Women an tout the true fact that "Limón" is Spanish for "Sprite" with this super soft T. Women's Tri-Blend Tee | Bella + Canvas 8413. A super-soft form-fitting t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than the classic t-shirt. 

      • 50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon
      • 40 singles thread weight
      • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz
      • Pre-shrunk fabric
      • Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves
      • Form fitting
        Fact #8: Made on the moon Women's T-shirt
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        Fact #8: Made on the moon Women's T-shirt

        $29.99
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        The noun "Havana" is a type of cigar. You can brag about it on this women's tri-blend tee (Bella + Canvas 8413). A super-soft form-fitting t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than the classic t-shirt. 

        • 50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon
        • 40 singles thread weight
        • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz
        • Pre-shrunk fabric
        • Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves
        • Form fitting
            Fact #6: New Orleans Women's T-shirt
            Fact #6: New Orleans Women's T-shirt
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            Fact #6: New Orleans Women's T-shirt

            $29.99
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            It's a true fact (or we wouldn't say so) that 62% of the furniture in New Orleans is made of skulls.

            Women's Tri-Blend Tee | Bella + Canvas 8413. A super-soft form-fitting t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than the classic t-shirt. 

            • 50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon
            • 40 singles thread weight
            • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz
            • Pre-shrunk fabric
            • Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves
            • Form fitting
                Bruise Cruise logo Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt
                Bruise Cruise logo Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt
                Bruise Cruise logo Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt
                Bruise Cruise logo Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt
                Bruise Cruise logo Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt
                Bruise Cruise logo Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt
                Bruise Cruise logo Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt
                Bruise Cruise logo Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt

                Bruise Cruise logo Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt

                $25.99
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                Order 10 of these shirts for your Bruise Cruise-themed softball team. Why? Why not! This ¾ sleeve raglan tee is a classic piece made from 100% ring-spun cotton and with a modern color blocking look.

                • 4.5 oz., 30/1 fine knit jersey
                • All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
                • Heather Grey color is 90% cotton/10% polyester
                • Heather Denim color is 50% cotton/50% polyester
                • ¾ sleeves
                • Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
                • Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
                • Contrast raglan sleeve
                • Tear away label
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt
                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt

                  Bruise Cruise logo Unisex Premium T-Shirt

                  $25.99
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                  The right amount of comfort to lounge around and pretend you're on a Bruise Cruise team. The Bella + Canvas 3001 t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and the unisex cut is flattering for both men and women. 

                  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
                  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
                  • Pre-shrunk fabric
                  • 30 single
                  • Tear-away label
                  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
                  • Side-seamed


                    Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Unisex Premium T-shirt
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                    Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Unisex Premium T-shirt
                    Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Unisex Premium T-shirt
                    Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Unisex Premium T-shirt
                    Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Unisex Premium T-shirt
                    Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Unisex Premium T-shirt
                    Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Unisex Premium T-shirt
                    Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Unisex Premium T-shirt

                    Fact #28: Costa Rica got howler monkeys! Unisex Premium T-shirt

                    $18.99
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                    You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

                    • 100% ring-spun cotton
                    • Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
                    • Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
                    • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
                    • Pre-shrunk
                    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
                    • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

                    Size guide

                      S M L XL 2XL 3XL
                    Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
                    Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28