The game where cruise ships totally fight each other

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The year is 2042. Due to The Unfathomable Events of 2037, madness reigns across the cruise industry. The four remaining cruise lines now pursue market share through warfare. As a result, cruises are more popular than ever, because everyone is nuts (due to The Unfathomable Events of 2037)…

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How to play

The "cruise" part: sail your fleet of cruise ships around the Caribbean, dock at various tourist traps, and return to your home port.

The "bruise" part: rival cruise lines are out to destroy your fleet via missiles, torpedoes, and maniacal passengers that love to brawl. Strike first!

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The dumbest origin story

In March of 2019, I was among roughly 2,000 passengers aboard the JoCo Cruise, which sailed from Fort Lauderdale. Early one morning, we pulled into the port of Tortola, largest of the British Virgin Islands...

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