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The "cruise" part: sail your fleet of cruise ships around the Caribbean, dock at various tourist traps, and return to your home port.
The "bruise" part: rival cruise lines are out to destroy your fleet via missiles, torpedoes, and maniacal passengers that love to brawl. Strike first!
In March of 2019, I was among roughly 2,000 passengers aboard the JoCo Cruise, which sailed from Fort Lauderdale. Early one morning, we pulled into the port of Tortola, largest of the British Virgin Islands...
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